January 2011
acciocolfer:
-imceobitch:
fuckyeahgleelove:
...
Being a virgin these days is like being a unicorn.
madeinparadise:
I’m….a unicorn?
I KNEW I WAS A UNICORN
if you die suspiciously, the police check your...
kazzeydropdead:
sn00kie:
afrojump:
Remind me not to die suspiciously.
That awkward moment when your teacher comes near...
And you know that she’s trying to take a peek at your test paper:
And you have to stop answering in case she sees your answer and thinks it’s stupid:
When a bitch says hi to me as she was my best...
hugsforfree-:
Oh damn.
Lost your pen = No pen
No pen = No notes
No notes = No study
No study = Fail
Fail = No diploma
No diploma = No work
No work = No money
No money = No food
No food = You get skinny
You get skinny = Then you get ugly
Ugly = No love
No love = No marriage
No marriage = No children
No children = Alone
Alone = Depression
Depression = Sickness
Sickness = Death Lesson: Don’t lose your pen or you will...
